December 2011
11:20 PM;
The habit of putting the time as my title is indicative of how I’m suddenly very conscious of the concept of time in a day, I feel. 2011 is coming to a close. What does that mean, objectively speaking? The Earth has made a single revolution around the sun. No biggie. But the meanings we attach to such an end is strangely sentimental; a herd effect — societies have been built to...
Dec 31st
10:15 AM;
I’m totally running late. Bah, whatever. Will take a cab to Parkway. Flying to Taiwan tomorrow and I haven’t started packing yet. Looking forward to it, though. Sitting on my new armchair slacking away although I was supposed to leave the house half an hour ago. Bye!
Dec 30th
2:25 AM;
Something just hit me like a truck carrying shit in slow mo.
Dec 30th
8:28 PM;
You offer your soul to me, and only to me, and I will give you mine.
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Hey You know who you are (and yes, I’m a stalker — so sue me) and I figured I’d dedicate a Tumblr post to you. I think I’ve told you this before, but I’ll say it again. Things are things and events are events. To me, they are independent of meaning and meaning is only to be found within us; we give meanings, labels and thoughts to things and events which mean the...
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11:05 AM;
I’m still in bed talking on the phone. I’ve been wondering what I’m lacking in life, but can’t find anything at all. I have just about everything (but unlimited money). I think that’s why I like to see people put in effort and try their darndest because I can tell when they do and they’re working towards a certain goal. In other news, some people can try...
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In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
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me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
me while writing: wow this is terrible
me after writing: wow that was terrible
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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